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The Corrupt a Wish game is a very fun forum game where you get to make wishes at the cost of other users slightly corrupting it!

 

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[Example]:

 

Blizzard- I wish I could go to space!

 

Mr. Example - Granted; you go to space but during launch one of your rocket boosters is accidentally filled with glitter instead of rocket fuel. Everyone down below can see a giant trial of glitter going from the launchpad up into space.

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(You MUST accept the person above's wish, but slightly corrupt it however you please!)

 

I'll go first....

 

I wish I could be a helicopter pilot!

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@Blizzard [B]Blizzard - [/B]I wish I could be a helicopter pilot! [B]Granted -[/B] Congratulations, you’re a certified helicopter pilot but you will have [B]zero[/B] access to any aircraft for the rest of your life! ————————————— I wish I was a professional swimmer!

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[quote name='Monstrosity'] @Blizzard [B]Blizzard - [/B]I wish I could be a helicopter pilot! [B]Granted -[/B] Congratulations, you’re a certified helicopter pilot but you will have [B]zero[/B] access to any aircraft for the rest of your life! ————————————— I wish I was a professional swimmer! [/QUOTE] (You don't have to copy what the person above says, you just have to put your reply but you get the idea) Granted, you're now a professional swimmer but you find out that you have aquagenic urticaria. In other words, you're allergic to water! [B][B][B][B][B][B][B][B][B][B][B][B][B][B][B][B]__[/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B] I wish I could own a Tesla!

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I wish I could own a Tesla!

 

Granted - You now own an SI unit of magnetic flux density, congratulations nerd.

 

 

I wish I could walk on water!

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Granted - You now own an SI unit of magnetic flux density, congratulations nerd.

 

 

I wish I could walk on water!

Granted, but you can now only walk on water.

 

I wish I could fly!

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I wish I could fly!

 

Granted - You can now fly, but you cannot control yourself, you manage to exit the Earth’s atmosphere and suffocate to death.

 

I wish I knew how to tie my shoelaces!

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Granted - You can now fly, but you cannot control yourself, you manage to exit the Earth’s atmosphere and suffocate to death.

 

I wish I knew how to tie my shoelaces!

Granted - You can now tie your shoelaces, but are now so perfectionist that it requires you a minimum of two hours to be satisfied with it.

 

I wish I could run faster than light.

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Granted - You can now tie your shoelaces, but are now so perfectionist that it requires you a minimum of two hours to be satisfied with it.

 

I wish I could run faster than light.

 

Granted but your body cannot physically handle it

 

I wish I had more money

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Granted but your body cannot physically handle it

 

I wish I had more money

 

Granted- you have all the money you want, but you are always in debt and can never pay it off.

 

I wish I had a pilots license.


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Granted- you have all the money you want, but you are always in debt and can never pay it off.

 

I wish I had a pilots license.

Granted, but you can only fly kites.

 

I wish I could teleport to any location in the world!

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Granted, but you can only fly kites.

 

I wish I could teleport to any location in the world!

 

Granted but it'll take just as long as walking there

 

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight

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Granted but it'll take just as long as walking there

 

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight

Granted, but you don't gain any sustenance from eating either, and slowly starve to death.

 

I wish I could control things with my mind

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Granted, but you don't gain any sustenance from eating either, and slowly starve to death.

 

I wish I could control things with my mind

Granted but everything you do explodes right after you cancel control

 

 

 

I wish I had an unlimited canteen

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Granted but everything you do explodes right after you cancel control

 

 

 

I wish I had an unlimited canteen

Granted, but it immediately collapses into a black hole due to the infinite density of the liquid inside.

 

I wish I had a regenerating pizza

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Granted, but it immediately collapses into a black hole due to the infinite density of the liquid inside.

 

I wish I had a regenerating pizza

Granted, but the pizza is Hawaiian.

 

I wish I could swim in a pool of root beer!

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Granted, but the pizza is Hawaiian.

 

I wish I could swim in a pool of root beer!

Granted, but it's all very sticky and you have to take a bath afterwards

 

I wish I could turn things into gold like midas, but it only changes their color, and none of the other properties.

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Granted, but it's all very sticky and you have to take a bath afterwards

 

I wish I could turn things into gold like midas, but it only changes their color, and none of the other properties.

Granted, but the gold is the color of a gold crayon. It's not shiny or nice-looking.

 

I wish Capslock would marry me.

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Granted, but the gold is the color of a gold crayon. It's not shiny or nice-looking.

 

I wish Capslock would marry me.

Granted but they, upon seeing your true face on your wedding day, die immediately of fear.

 

I wish that when I concentrated on bananas, they would not rot for the duration of concentration.

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Granted but they, upon seeing your true face on your wedding day, die immediately of fear.

 

I wish that when I concentrated on bananas, they would not rot for the duration of concentration.

 

Granted, but after you are done they immediately rot right than.

 

I wish to have a pool of money that fills up whenever I need it.


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Granted, but after you are done they immediately rot right than.

 

I wish to have a pool of money that fills up whenever I need it.

Granted. It's monopoly money.

 

I wish I could clap my buttcheeks like I clap my hands

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Granted. It's monopoly money.

 

I wish I could clap my buttcheeks like I clap my hands

 

Granted but your buttcheeks just morph into the shape of hands

 

I wish I was super cool

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Granted but your buttcheeks just morph into the shape of hands

 

I wish I was super cool

You instantly freeze as your body temperature drops to critical levels. You die almost instantaneously.

 

I wish I had pickles for fingers

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You instantly freeze as your body temperature drops to critical levels. You die almost instantaneously.

 

I wish I had pickles for fingers

 

Granted but they get eaten all the time.

 

I wish I knew how to speak Russian

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Granted, but you don't have the accent so it sounds weird.

 

I wish I could eat salads all day.


 

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Granted, but you don't have the accent so it sounds weird.

 

I wish I could eat salads all day.

Granted, you can do nothing else now

 

I wish I could change the color and texture of my skin at will, like a Cuttlefish.

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